Feb 27, 2009

Amazon Adventures

Carnival break.  17 hour bus ride.  6 hour canoe ride.  5 days in the Ecuadorian Oriente.  3 night's tent camping without sleeping bag or pad.  1 night sleeping on a tarp in the jungle, while a Shaman chants all night long.  3 Alligator's caught by hand, at night, in the dark.  1 Alligator consumed in a soup.  1 false encounter with evil spirits.  2 psychedelic dreams.  1 Pirahna breakfast.  1 too many sips of the infamous Chicha, a mildly alcoholic drink made by the village women who chew up corn and then spit it back into a bucket of warm water and then let it sit for a few days before consuming (refusing to drink would have been disrespectful).  4 river swims with Pink Dolphin's, Pirahna's, Alligator's and Turtles.  Number of time's I pee'd in the river's- 0.  1 amazing adventure.  Check it out:  
After arriving in Lago Agrio via a 17 hour bus ride, Christian and I take our first motor canoe ride to Fidel's (our guide) village.  We spent the afternoon at his home, pictured below, with his family while we waited for the rest of our friends to arrive the next morning.

That first night we camped at Fidel's 2nd home, the river camp.
I made a new friend who was very interested in my digital camera.
Our first Oriente sunset which was pointing the way to the next day's 7 hour canoe ride into the jungle.
Our long canoe ride ended deep in the Ecuadorian Amazon, near the border of Peru and only 25 miles south of the Colombian border.  On our way we spotted the very rare fresh water Pink Dolphin and spent some time watching it feed.  We set up our base camp on this small island in the Cuyabena Reserve.  
The next day we spent the afternoon canoeing through small water ways, hiking, and watching monkeys, turtles, beautiful birds and another spotting of a Pink Dolphin.  This river pictured above is where we would  later spot alligator's, fish for pirahna and yes, go swimming.

Equipped with rubber boots, we went on a hike through the forest.  It was full of lush green vegetation, insects, birds and the canopy floor was covered in sitting, mosquito breeding water.  
During our hike we found some Tagua nuts (black and tan nuts at the top) which we cut open and drank the water from the little pockets inside.  If left alone, the water eventually turns to a gel, which we also ate, and then hardens into the Tagua nut that is commonly used for jewelry.  The red seeds above are from a different tree and used by various tribes as dye and body paint.  Of course we created our own tribe and painted each other for this photo below.  
Grrrrrr!  Each evening we went alligator hunting by canoe in the dark blackness of the night.  With Fidel in the front scanning the river bank with a flashlight, we would motor along quietly looking to spot the bright orange eye's of an alligator.  Once spotted, we would motor over to them, turn the motor off and glide the canoe right next to the alligator.  Mr. BAACH (Brave A$$ Alligator Catcher Man) would then lean his entire upper body over the side of the canoe, steadily hover his open hand over the back neck of the alligator and then...........all hell would break loose.  In an instant, he would strike at the back neck of the alligator.  Both alligator and Mr. BAACH would thrash around while murky brown water would splash everywhere.  It always took a couple seconds to determine which one would be the winner.  Let me remind you this is in the dark, with a hand held flashlight and BARE HANDS!  In total Mr. BAACH caught 3 out of 4 alligator's and kept all 10 digits.   
Yeah, that's me holding a feisty alligator.
The next morning we tried our hand at fishing for Pirahna.  As you can see, it was very uneventful.  Our biggest catch, pictured below, was a sardine.

Here is some mystery Amazon fruit that grew on some of the trees.
Here we are returning back to Fidel's village during a 7 hour canoe ride.
This old guy was just hanging out on his dug out canoe watching the Amazon world go by.
After arriving at Fidel's village we opted to spend the night with the Shaman and experience a healing ceremony.  We had no idea what we were getting into.  We took a canoe ride into a remote section of the Amazon and started hiking.  Fidel stayed back with his family and sent us with a different guide, who, as luck would turn out, got lost.  After leaving us in the middle of the forest to go "find the way", he returned and guided us to this open air, grass hut.  It was pitch black, the Shaman was smoking in a hammock next to a small fire, chanting.  We were told to spread out the black tarp we brought and that is where we would all sleep, without tents, sleeping bags and jackets for pillows.  As we shined our flashlight around our newly spread out black tarp, we spotted tarantula's, scorpions, cockroaches on steroids, and all sorts of other insects.  No joke!  
The Shaman, who was drunk, kept smoking 1 cigarette after another, chanting in his hammock for about an hour while we rested on the tarp waiting to begin.  Once he was ready, we each sat in front of him 1 at a time while he performed a small ceremony to clear our minds and drive away any evil spirits.  We were then offered a form of cactus juice which would, through that nights dreams, show us how to resolve any problems we had.  The next morning there were stories of outer space, endless free falling and living life without being able to speak.  Unfortunately, there were no stories of resolved problems.  3 others and I did not drink the "happy juice" as we offered to protect the others from the rumored side effects.  Looking back, it was I night were I most felt alive while camping, totally exposed to the Amazon elements.
A morning photo of us and the Shaman before hiking out through the thick forest (below).
This is what we were lost in the previous night.
Once we arrived back at Fidel's village, we were each handed Pirahna for breakfast.  It was a tasty little nibbler. 
Fidel's familia, amigos y perro.

Feb 12, 2009

Fever Proof

In preparation for my upcoming Amazon trip, today I went downtown and received my Yellow Fever shot.  My experience: Entered front door which was in an alley.  Door opened into a small room which contained 2 plastic chairs (the nurse was in one and I sat in the other), a black file cabinet, glass bottles with dark brown liquid and hand written labels and a midget sized bed (no offense if you are a small person.......but even you might think it was small).  I simply traded my Passport number for a shot which looked to come from a "sterile" wrap.  I have not yet determined which is the greater risk.......... not getting the shot and getting Yellow Fever or receiving the shot and becoming infected with ibby-jibby Ecua alley germs.  Check it out:     

Feb 5, 2009

Employment Hazard

Working with 3 year old's has its risk's.  The other day while playing an "organized" game with the nursery class, one of the kids came up behind me and wrapped himself around the back of my leg.  This particular boy has made a habit of getting a free ride on my leg while I walk around but this time, he added a new surprise.  After taking a couple steps, he took a bite out of my ass!  The sharp pain of 3 year old lock-jaw sent me into the air.  The little twerp quickly bailed off my leg and ran around with a big grin on his face.  If I was 29 years younger, I'd return the favor.  These kids make me laugh everyday and leave me feeling very lucky to get paid for playing games, receiving hugs and chasing birds with my little buddy's.

Jan 22, 2009

Riding Buddy

Well, it's "Mini Iggy" season here in Guayaquil and we have hundred's of little Iguana's running all over.  This little guy and I had the same idea on how to spend our Saturday morning.  Check it out:


Hmmm, what's Aunt Jamima cooking up here?  Does she have two different pancake recipes?  One doesn't meet U.S. standards but exceeds Ecuador's?  Not that this would be the first consumed item that didn't meet U.S. standards.  If I go down, somebody check the hot cake mix.

Jan 11, 2009

Safety First

Now, I'm sure we can all recall times when, as children, our parents didn't put us in a proper child's seat with what seems like today's standard of 10 seat belts holding the child in.  I can remember my brother and I riding in what could be considered the trunk of our yellow, 2 seat'er Corvette, or standing in the middle of the front seat in Grandpa's "big yellow boat."  Being in a 3rd world country, we see many various forms of child transport, but this one was a first.  This photo is of a truck taxi in Banos where we watched a mother place her youngest daughter, the one in the stroller, into the back of the truck.  Basically, a car seat with wheels to help propel the child up and over any accident that might occur.  Genius!  No, seriously, don't worry, that obviously wouldn't happen in this case.  You can tell by the great hold Mom and Sister have on the stroller.  Check it out:

Jan 4, 2009

Bogota, Colombia

I've got lots of photos for you so lets keep this short.  Bogota is a beautiful city, by far the most advanced we've been to so far.  Everywhere we turned, the city was decorated with Christmas lights, Juan Valdez was tempting us with aroma's of premium Colombian coffee, narrow cobble stone streets with Colonial buildings splashed with various bright colors were drawing us in for, "just one more stroll", the people were so friendly they would often respond to a, "Thank you" with, "With great pleasure", and the one thing that had us both continualy saying, "We could live here", bike lanes on nearly every major road.  Colombia has a great saying in their tourism advertising; "Colombia, the only risk is wanting to stay".  We'll be back.  Check it out:       
Catedral Primada in Plaza de Bolivar was built in the 1500's.
Plaza de Boliver burning brightly for the Holiday's.

Parque 93 was extravagently decorated and was showing off both, during the day and at night.
Don't mess with Colombia and oh, yeah, "Merry Christmas!"
Here is the view from the balcony of our hotel.



The Presidential Palace.  When asked if we could take a tour, the guard said, "Well, that's complicated".  Enough said.    
Here I am making some new friends.
The Gold Musuem in Bogota is often refered to as the best in the world.  It was certainly very impressive and a memorable part of the trip.   

We were able to take a funicular train to Cerro de Monserrate on one of the mountain peaks that looks over the city.  It is also hikeable but how often do you get to say, "I rode a funicular train today"?  Funicular, just the word alone is awesome.

Here we have the oldest restuarant in Colombia.  It has been serving bread, cheese and hot chocolate since 1816.  Belive it or not, the bread was not stale.
Just outside of Bogota is the worlds largest underground salt mine.  A salt cathedral has been carved out and is open for tours and weddings.  The tunnels are endless and the neon colors against the white salt walls are fascinating.  
A floating angel in the salt mine.
No, this in not our, "scared to be in Colombia" expression, it's our, "Colombia is so exciting" expression.  Though, we certainly missed friends and family, Colombia made for a very special Christmas.  We hope you all had a wonderfull Holiday's and wish for you, great adventures in 2009.

Jan 1, 2009

Ecuador: Feliz Ano Nuevo!

What's better than watching a great fire work show?  Answer: About a hundred guy's all holding lighters and blowing stuff up.  Nothing brings in the New Year like a highly unorganized, bring your own explosives event that includes paper mache characters stuffed with fireworks, a champagne bottle for all (teens included) and, just when you thought you've got enough explosives, bring another bag.  Don't get me wrong, we still had the same great fireworks you would see on TV from all over the world, they were just set off by guys holding a bottle of bubbly and giving out high fives like they had just won the Super Bowl.  Check it out:

All day on New Year's Eve, we saw cars like this with different cartoon and real life characters on their way to the midnight funeral.  The tradition is to make a paper mache character of someone you would like to leave in the old year, fill it with fireworks and light it on fire at midnight.  


This was certainly one of the best New Year celebrations we've had together and the experience was incredible.  Happy New Year's!